Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Hex Crawling in Style

Haven't posted in a long time, but I had to recognize this.  Our Monday AD&D group finished their long-term mission last week, and this session was slated to be the "intermission" episode, so to speak.  I've been selling the guys on the whole hex crawl thing for months, now, and tonight was the night I had to put my money where my mouth was.  I had whipped up a quick player version of my local hex map (just masked out all the color for black and white printing, and all the areas the guys haven't gotten to, yet) and - since I didn't have any ink for the damned laser printer - fired off a copy via email to one of the guys to print at work.

I was expecting to get back 4 black and white laser printed sheets from a desktop printer.  Instead my roommate goes to the print lab at the school he does IT work for, and comes back with this monster hi-res poster map.  Looks AWESOME (and, man am I glad I sent him the vectored PNG rather than a rasterized JPG).  It really drove home the hex crawl concept, and the guys have already started making it their own with penciled-in notes and symbols for the crazy ruins and relics they've happened across (not to mention a big "LAND SHARK HERE" mark - yeah, they fought a bulette, lost a conveniently tasty halfling and a warhorse to it).  Without further ado, my awesome players' awesome player map (click for full-sized image):


Can't wait to run'em through this sucker some more, next week.

   - DYA

Monday, April 9, 2012

Vaguely-Remembered Realms (coming home)


21 years ago, I broke the shrinkwrap on a slim (but wiry) campaign box set from TSR (The Game Wizards, don'cha know), and dived head-first into the Forgotten Realms for the first time. And was completely absorbed in a way that other, arguably more useful pursuits (say, schoolwork) never quite managed. Greenwood and Grubb painted a hell of a picture with that first effort - the majority of the location entries were (at most) a single column, spare on game rules, absolutely dripping with flavor. Broad strokes, but what a set of lines to paint between.

Thing is, I never really felt like I could do it justice. Lotta reasons - first of which being, I was friggin' 12, and I just didn't have the knowledge of pseudo-medieval living, the depth of pulp sword and sorcery reading, or the organizational skills to make it stick. I'll be honest, starting off with 2nd edition AD&D didn't help - as a budding DM, all the handwringing and finger-wagging in the PHB and DMG made me afraid to flex my muscles, and Dragon in the early 90s only reinforced that. I had one regular player, a little brother who'd make it through half a session at best, and a revolving door of confused try-onces - and that doth not a campaign make. A series of abortive attempts and false starts was all I could manage until several years on down the road.

At 16 or so, I managed to hook up with a few folks who had some idea what was going on, and we strung a few games in a row here and there - but we'd usually only make it through half the session before the ambient level of booze and other assorted brainfoods reached critical mass and things would either drift gently apart, or (just as often) simply explode. Again, not really conducive to campaign play, and pretty soon bands and girls began to look like more attractive wastes of my time. (This was due, in no small part, to the rise of Vampire: The Masquerade, which began to fill the game stores with the same kind of people my punk rock friends and I would run out of Harvard Square on the regular - but, really, this was just another nail in the coffin.)

So, somewhere around 22, 23, I start getting the itch again, only now there's a new ruleset out? I'll admit: For a returning player, d20 looked pretty good. A lot of what WotC was doing, I had been doing anyway, when I hung up the screen (spontaneous casting, full hp at first, etc - common enough homebrew solutions for small parties and new players). The rest looked good on paper - and, hey, there's a new Forgotten Realms campaign set, too! Keep in mind, I lost, oh, every damn thing I owned, around age 19 (long story - sleazy, ex-cop slum-mongering landlord, no money and less sense, got every last thing sold out from under me, and too far into the bottle to do anything about it - nice to know I can survive something like that, but I wouldn't recommend it), so with my old collection gone, new books were more than welcome.

I ran two yearlong Realms campaigns under the yoke of d20, and - besides learning the hard way how d20 D&D collapses under its own weight past 5th level - I was just drowning in canon. 15 years of actual game material floating around, metric tons of novel plots shoved into the corebook with no structural support, and it was just a goddamn nightmare. But there's this thing that happens to Realms fans - you start to buy the "one Realms" line, start worrying about how your game looks to people who suck down every last drop of game fiction (note that these people were never really AT my table), and next thing you know, you're paralyzed. I eventually closed the book on the campaign, the ruleset, and the world, and dove feetfirst into Garweeze Wurld and HackMaster. (This quickly led to Greyhawk and several years of exploring puritanical, by-the-book Gygaxian AD&D - tip of the hat to many, many tireless Dragonsfoot posters. You guys argue about this shit so I don't have to.)

Of late, things had slowed down a bit, gaming-wise, what with me being in school and everything. Happens. Then last week, I actually got a chance to sit down and PLAY. Like, as a player. (That shit never happens.) Had a blast, survived the session with a 1hp magic-user, good times. And at the end, I tried something I don't usually do - pitched a game, with nothing prepped to run. Just, "what do YOU guys want to play?" And, what do you know, the answer came back "Forgotten Realms." Well, shit, twist my arm, why don'cha?

So I've come full circle - and it's like opening the old Grey Box all over again. I'm paring things right to the bone, and then going from there. First edition rules, with liberal doses of 2e spice. (Specialty priests, expanded spell lists, customize-able thief skills, and a single-class bard.) The world as it's presented in the original boxed set, with the first handful of 1e supplements for color - no novel plots shoehorned in, no 90s-style moralizing, no shiny happy mages holding hands. No having my hands tied by two decades of canon - and, lets face it, there's only a handful of stuff past '93 or so that was worth a shit, anyway. A couple late AD&D FR designers "got it", but that's the exception rather than the rule. The most usable of the late 90s FR stuff amounted to a copy-paste of the original material with the wordcount padded out, bigger print, margin art sprinkled about, and (as near as I can tell), rolling d6 to add levels to every NPC. Not really worth my time, thanks.

So it's back to the Grey Box ("FR0"), FR1 Waterdeep and the North, FR5 The Savage Frontier, and The Ruins of Undermountain. Heady stuff. I'm running the guys through N5 Under Illefarn (the first - sort of, depending on how you score it - FR module, by Steve Perrin, who also contributed the excellent FR6 Dreams of the Red Wizards), which'll get'em just to the point where they can start dipping their toes into Undermountain. (The Big One, at least for the Realms - been waiting a good couple decades to get some real use outta that beast.) I've got the City System maps of Waterdeep (10, count'em, 10 poster-sized maps, with the Jewel of the North zoomed in to the building-and-street-name level), and I've been shamelessly marking them up, making the 'Deep my own. Same for Undermountain - I'll admit, a little piece of my inner collector died when I first took pencil to that pristine map, but I quickly warmed to the task, and it's shaping up nicely. (They're not gonna know what hit'em.)

A few newer bits got in, I'll admit - mainly the deity books. Faiths & Avatars, Demihuman Deities, and Powers & Pantheons - great stuff, head and shoulders above most late 2e material. (Eric Boyd gets it.) And I've been picking through the later dungeon modules set in The North for usable material - although, they did have an unfortunate tendency to give you the location stuff as it is once somebody cooler has already come along and done everything. (Finally detailing the dungeon under Hellgate Keep - AFTER THEY BLEW IT UP. Really, guys?) And I wouldn't do without Brian James' Grand History of the Realms - entirely more useful than any WotC Realms product has any right to be. (Gotta ignore a few things in there, like the kobold=dragon nonsense and entirely too much Shade stuff, but Brian did a hell of a job with this. So much so that, rather than C&Ding the web version out of existence, Wizards bought it from him.) Having a coherent timeline handy (especially for a region so drenched in eldritch prehistory as The North) can't be beat.

And we kicked it off tonight. 4 PCs, 4 0-level schlubs in tow, and they made it through their first Daggerford militia assignment with only a single redshirt casualty. The guys had a blast, and they're even enduring the whole "militia" schtick with some patience (playing soldier might be a bit confining, but if it gets'em action and loot, they'll sit still for it). They've already got their sights set on Undermountain, though - honestly, from my guys, I wouldn't expect any less.

Feels good, man.

- DYA

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Update On Not Having Any Updates


Hey, folks. If you're wondering why there's been so much gaping nothingness here, lately, it's because I'm in the home stretch to finish school. (Associate in C.S. with a concentration in Game Development and Simulation, as it happens.) After this next few weeks, things should pick up again to my usual half-assed posting schedule.


For the time being, here's some crap to hold you over: The first is some line art that I did for an Intro to Drawing class - it's a work in progress, the image here is presented before shading.





The second is a work in progress shot of the map for my Saltmarsh/southern Keoland sandbox game (a campaign we're just now getting off the ground, in the mode of Ben Robbins' West Marches campaign - basically a revolving cast/open door idea, which fits the schedules of my player base, most of whom are either in touring bands, or have crazy work schedules). It's composited together from several different sources, with my additions mostly coming out of (or based on results from) Kellri's (completely fucking essential) CDD#4 Old School Encounters
netbook.


You'll note I'm gradually overlaying my stuff on top of the underlying regional map - the end product should look an AWFUL lot like the Wilderlands of High Fantasy maps, thanks in part to the hyper-useful screentone scans found at John Cooper's website. These are a perfect match for the old-school cartography style - very inspiring. (My players, kindly stay out.)






See ya all once I'm out of this here tunnel - I can just see the light, now. ;)

- DYA

Friday, January 20, 2012

Diamond in the Rough: Murderhobo with a Plotgun


Once every year or so, amongst the millions of lines of special snowflaking and moral safe placeitude, rpg.net manages to produce a line or two of actual content. Here's this year's contribution, coming in early and thus putting a lid on the forum's relevance until at least January 2013:

"The great part about being a murderhobo is that not only can you fight city hall, it turns out that it's usually extremely flammable."

It goes on to elaborate that

Likewise, the terrible part about trying to enslave a murderhobo is that they don't fear death or pain, can't be bargained with for better living conditions, have no loved ones or friends to threaten, and also are very murderous on top of that.


Words to live by.

- DYA

Back in Black (and white): Not sure if want...


Huh. Wow. Honestly don't know how to feel about this:

Wizards Is Reprinting the AD&D Core Books! (via wired.com)

(Old news, I know.)

On the one hand, you're supporting AD&D, and the Gary memorial as well. On the other hand, I was pretty ok with never giving WotC any money ever again, ever. And the irony is, they're not reprinting Unearthed Arcana (the one AD&D core book that REALLY needed a reprint, sans shitty bindings).

I mean, I want new (NEW) AD&D manuals. Don't get me wrong. And I like throwing in for support of the Gary statue (as long as it has gem eyes and is sufficiently trapped to discourage vandals). Honestly weighing the value of preordering and making sure I get some of these, and waiting and seeing in case the binding /printing sucks. They're at least leaving the contents alone, all original art & text in glorious black and white. (Hoping they're not all glossy stock, though.) And then there's the "attractive new cover design". *rolleyes* We'll see how THAT turns out (with WotC's track record, predicting lots of piercings and tribal tattoos, possibly a halfblind feycursed gelatinous cube weremonk fighting robots and bondage elves). 'Course, I could always sell'em if they're lame.

- DYA

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Sage Advice under a Dark Sun (or, "Yes, Virginia, there IS a Dragon!")


Here'e a handy-dandy link: All the "Sage Advice" Q&As (mostly Dark Sun-related) from Dragon #182 (not pictured above).

Dargonsfut forumz

First session of our Dark Sun game, tonight. Utterly surreal to be running 2nd Edition, again (it's been 15 years or so) rather than our usual mish-mash of Basic, 1e and HackMaster. Should be interesting.

- DYA

Monday, January 16, 2012

Adventures in The Google (nonsense post)


Heh. Apparently when you do an image search for "blackleaf nooo", Mighty Thews comes up on the first page. That is all.

- DYA

P.S.: If it's been a bit sparse around here, I'm currently in my last quarter of school and juggling music on top of it - not a lot of time for gaming, lately. We got a round or two of Mordheim in the other week, and I'm actually running 2nd Edition next week? (Dark Sun? That might generate a post or two.) And Paranoia the following weekend. But I'm not promising anything.

P.P.S.: So there's some actual content, here's a map of every D&D world on one globe. Probably compressed to shit, good luck with that.